Far Too Wasp...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'l perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do some damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "what's happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "change of plan. I'm going to drown the bugger!"
蜂が奥に．．．
ある夫婦がヌーディストビーチにいると大きな蜂が妻の大事なところに入って行ってしまった。当然の事ながら彼女はパニックを起こす。旦那もかなりびびってしまったがどうにか彼女にコートをかけ、短パンを履き、車に彼女を運び込む。そして彼は医者をきちがいじみたスピードで目指す。彼女を検査した医者は蜂は奥に入り過ぎていて鉗子で取り除くのは無理だから、旦那が彼のペニスに蜂蜜を塗り蜂が触れたらすぐ抜き出して蜂を出すように言う。そして蜂蜜が塗られたが妻の叫び声や彼のきちがいじみた医者への車の運転や単なるパニックで起つ事が出来なかった。それならばと医者が旦那と妻が反対しなければやると言う。蜂が傷を付けるのではないかと不安な二人は当然賛成する、そして医者はすばやく服を脱ぎ、蜂蜜を塗り込み、一瞬のうちに勃起して、妻をやりはじめる。しかし彼は止まって抜いたりはせず、勢い良く続ける。旦那が叫ぶ、「何が起こっているんだ？」
それに医者は答える、「作戦変更です。この虫野郎を溺れさせてやる！」
