Biggest Jerks
Bob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ.
He turned to his wife and said, "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."She replied, "Why, thank you, Dear!"
頭が悪ければ悪いほど
ある朝ボブは朝食後にそのまま食卓で新聞を読んでいた。ボブは美しい女優が頭が悪いので有名なフットボール選手と結婚する記事を目にする。ボブは妻に向かってこう言う。「本当に納得が行かないんだが、頭が悪ければ悪いほど魅力的な妻を娶るんだよな。」
妻が答える。「あら、ありがとう、あなた！」
