Cats and Dogs
What is a CAT?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a DOG?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
猫と犬
猫とはなんだ？
１．猫は好き勝手に振舞う。２．ほとんど人の言うことを聞かない。
３．予測不能の行動をする。
４．こっちが一緒に遊びたいときは、ほっといてほしがる。
５．こっちがほっといて欲しいときは、一緒に遊びたがる。
６．気まぐれにこちらが合わすものだと思っている。
７．ころころと気分が変わる。
８．毛をあちこちに落とす。
結論：猫とは毛皮を着た小さな女性である。
犬とはなんだ？
１．家中で一番居心地の良い家具の上で一日中ごろんとしている。２．食べ物の袋を開ける音ははるか彼方からでも聞こえるが、あなたが一緒の部屋にいても音に気づかない。
３．あほ面だけど同時に可愛い。
４．幸せでないとうなり始める。
５．一緒に遊びたいと思うと、向こうも一緒に遊びたがっている。
６．ほっといて欲しいと思っても、向こうは一緒に遊びたがっている。
７．おもちゃをそこら中にほったらかす。
８．口で汚らしいことをしたかと思うと、次の瞬間キスしようとする。
結論：犬とは毛皮を着た小さな男性である。
