Don't Drink The Milk
There was a man who had a wife and she had a problem responding to his desires. This continued for about 6 months. As frustration was welling up within him he decided to see a doctor about his wife's lack of attention toward him. The doctor, being of the wise kind, gave this man a bottle of pills and said to him, "Now, just before your wife retires give her a cup of milk and slip a couple of these pills in and before you know it she will be more than obliging."So he goes home very excited and when night comes he offers his wife a cup of milk and slips in a couple of those pills. He then says to himself, "Now why should she have all the fun?" So he pours himself a cup and puts the whole bottle into his cup. He takes both cups to his wife in bed and they talk for a bit and drink the milk.
After a half hour, both fall asleep. Then, the wife suddenly sits up straight in bed, pounds her husband and says, "Darling, Darling! Wake up! Wake up! I need a man now!"
The husband sits up straight and shouts, "So do I! So do I!"
そのミルクを飲むな
ある男が彼の欲求に対してうまく答えられない妻を持っていた。この問題は半年ほど続く。フラストレーションが溜まった彼は医者に行き、妻の自分に対する興味の無さについて相談をしに行った。心得ている医者はビンに入った錠剤を彼に渡すと言う、「それで、あなたの奥様が寝に入る直前にミルクをあげて、その中にこの錠剤を２錠入れてください。きっとしょうがなくでは無い反応が得られますよ。」そして彼は興奮して家に帰り、夜になると彼は妻に２錠の錠剤が入ったミルクを出してあげようとする。そして彼は思う、「なんで彼女だけが楽しむんだ？」 そして彼は自分にもミルクを入れ、ビンの中身をすべてコップに入れてしまう。彼はベッドにいる妻のところに二つのコップを持って行き、しばらく会話をしながらミルクを飲む。
３０分後には二人とも眠りに入って行く。そして、妻は突然ベッドの上でまっすぐ座ったかと思うと、旦那を叩き起こしこう言う、「あなた、あなた！起きて！起きて！男が欲しいの！」
旦那はまっすぐに座るとこう叫ぶ、「おれもだ！おれもだ！」
