Good To The Last Drop
A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
最後の一滴まで
イギリス人、スコットランド人、アイルランド人がパブに入って行く。 彼らはそれぞれ１パイントのギネスビールを買う。ちょうど彼らがそのクリーミーな飲み物を味わおうとした時、３匹のハエが彼らのグラスの中に着地し、抜け出せなくなる。イギリス人はしかめつらをしてビールを押しやる。スコットランド人はいやなハエを彼のビールから取り出すと何もなかったように飲み始める。アイルランド人も彼の飲み物の中からハエを取り出す、そしてビールの上でハエを掴むと怒鳴り始める、「吐け、吐け、この野郎！！！」
