A Message to the Owner
A woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestures to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full, bushy beard.
"Are you the owner?" she asks huskily, continuing to softly stroking his face.
"Actually, no," he stammers.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands up into his hair.
"I'm afraid he's not here at the moment," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there something I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, " now popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him there is no toilet paper in the ladies room".
店長への伝言
一人の女性が静かな田舎にあるバーに入っていく。彼女はバーテンダーにジェスチャーすると、バーテンはすぐに来た。バーテンが側に来ると彼女は誘惑的に彼女に顔を近づけるように合図をする。バーテンが顔を近づけると、彼女はバーテンの長いひげを撫で始める。
「あなたが店長なの？」と顔を撫でながら彼女はハスキーな声で聞く。
「いや、違うんだ。」と彼は言う。
「店長を連れて来てくれる？話があるの。」と彼女は手をバーテンの髪の毛の方に移動させながら言う。
「店長は今居ないんです、」バーテンは明らかに興奮した様子で息をつく、「何か私でよければ出来ることはありますか？」
「そうね。伝言を伝えてくれないかしら、」 彼女は自分の指を彼の口に持っていき、彼に優しく舐めさせる。
「女性用のトイレに紙が無いと伝えてくれる？」
