And What Were You Doing?
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
"Yes," nodded the Monkey.
"What else?" queried the officer.
The monkey made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around too!?" asked the astounded officer.
"Yes," nodded the monkey.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
"Yes," the Monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
で、お前は何してたんだ？
一人の警察官が悲惨な事故の現場に駆けつけたが、運転手と助手席の人は両方死亡していた。警察官が事故を調査していると一匹の小さな猿が茂みから出てきて車のまわりを飛び跳ねる。警察官は猿を見下ろすとこう言う、「お前が喋れたらいいのにな。」
猿は警察官を見上げると首を上下に振る。
「なに言ってるのか分かるのか？」と警察官が聞く。すると、猿はまた首を上下に振る。
「そうか、これ見たか？」
「うん、」と猿はジェスチャーする。
「何が起こったんだ？」
猿は缶を手に持つしぐさをするとそれを口に運ぶ。 「飲んでたのか？」と警察官は聞く。
「うん、」と猿はうなずく。
「あとは何かあるか？」と警察官。
猿は指でつまむしぐさをしてそれを口に持っていき、素早く吸い込むしぐさをする。
「あいつらマリファナも吸ってたのか？」と警察官が言う。
「うん、」猿はうなずく。
「まだ何かあるのか？」と警察官。
猿はセックスを表すしぐさを指で作る。
「そんなことまでしてたのか！？」とびっくりした警察官は聞く。
「うん、」と猿はうなずく。
「ちょっと待った、お前がいうにはお前の飼い主は事故る前に、酔っ払っていて、マリファナ吸っていて、なおかついちゃついてたのか？」
「うん、」と猿はうなずく。
「お前はその間何をしてたんだ？」と警察官が聞く。
「運転してた、」と猿がジェスチャーする。
