Baa Baa Blondie
A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes.She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep farms. She spotted a sheep farmer, stopped her car and said, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in your field, will you give me a sheep?" He said "Sure!" She counted and said "131." The farmer said, "That's Right! Go ahead and get a sheep." The blonde went and got her sheep.
Then, the farmer said, "If I tell you what color your hair really is, can I have it back?" and she said, "Yes."
"Blonde. Now give me back my dog."
金髪メーメー
ある金髪女性が頭が悪いと言うジョークを聞くのが本当にいやになる。彼女は髪の毛を黒く染め、金髪女性に対する世間の偏見を直すために出かける。彼女が町から来るまで出て、羊がたくさんいる農園がある田舎まで入って行く。彼女は羊飼いを見つけ、車を止め、こう言う、「この農場に何頭の羊がいるか完璧に言えたら、一頭羊をくださる？」 彼は言う、「いいぞ！」 彼女は数え、言う、「１３１よ。」 農家の人は言う、「それは正しい！羊を一頭持って行っていいぞ。」 金髪女性は羊を取ってくる。
それから農家の人が言う、「あなたの髪の本当の色を言い当てたらそれを返してくれるかな？」 そして彼女は言う、「ええ。」
「金髪だ。じゃあおれの犬を返してくれ。」
