Bare Necessities
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.
Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
最低限に必要なもの
金髪と黒髪と赤い髪の女性が砂漠を走っていると、彼女らの車が突然止まってしまった。彼女らはみんなで外に出て、車が二度と走ることは無いことに気づき、車の中から一つだけ持ち出した。黒髪はボトルに入った水を持ち出し、赤い髪は食料の入った袋を持ち出し、金髪は車のドアを持ち出した。彼女らは砂漠を歩き始めるが、すぐに休憩のために休む。この時に金髪と黒髪は赤い髪に向き直るとなぜ食料を持ってきたか聞く。彼女は答える、「えーと、お腹が空いたら食べるものが必要でしょう？」
みなその通りだと思う、そして赤い髪と金髪は黒髪に向き直ると彼女になぜ水を持ってくることにしたか聞く。黒髪は答える、「えーと、喉が渇いたら飲むものが必要でしょう？」みな確かにその通りだとまた思う。
最後に、黒髪と赤い髪は金髪に向き直ると一体全体なんで車のドアなんかを持ってきたか聞く。彼女は答える、「えーと、暑くなったら窓が開けられるでしょう？」
