Baldness...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
"Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother."He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.
Johnny thought for a second and said, "I'm glad you don't do any thinking. You would look silly without hair."
薄毛．．．
リトルジョニーは朝食を取りながら物思いにふけっていました。「ママ、なんでパパは頭に髪の毛が少ししかないの？」とお母さんに聞きます。
「色々と考え事が多いからよ。」と母親は答え、夫の薄毛に関して良い答えが出来たと満足した気分になります。
ジョニーは少しの間考えてこう言います。「ママは何も考えない人で良かった。ママは髪の毛がないときっとバカみたいに見えるから。」
