Don't See Me
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and wasbarraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
しばらく見ない
男性が金曜日の午後、仕事場を出た。しかしながら給料日ということで、家に帰る代わりに週末はずっと外で友達と遊び続け、給料を全部使ってしまった。やっと男が家に帰ると既に日曜の夜でとてつもなく怒った妻と向き合うことになる。彼の取った行動の対価として２時間もの間、弾幕のような妻の口撃に合ったのだった。ついに妻はなじるのをやめて彼にこう言った。「私のことを２〜３日見なくなるなんてのはどう思う？」
彼は答える。「俺に異存はないよ。」
月曜日が過ぎ彼は妻を見なかった。火曜日、水曜日と過ぎたが同様だった。木曜日が来る。腫れが引いてきて妻を左目の端で少しだけ見ることが出来た。
