Hurt all over
A young woman said to her doctor "You have to help me. I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" ask the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled "Ow!" Then she touched her left cheek & again yelled "Ouch; that hurts too!" Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ohw, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
体中が痛い
若い女性が医者に言う、「助けてください、体中が痛いんです。」「どういう事ですか？」と医者が聞く。
女性は右のひざを人差し指で触ると「痛いっ！」と叫ぶ、そして彼女は左の頬を触りまた「痛い！ここも痛いわ！」と叫ぶ。そして彼女は右の耳たぶを触る、「ああ、こんなとこまで痛い！」
医者は女性に聞く、「あなたの髪は天然の金髪ですか？」
「ええそうよ、なんで？」と彼女は言う。
「そうだと思いました、」と医者は言う、「あなたは人差し指を突き指してますよ。」
