I've Kidnapped You
A blonde went broke and needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
あなたを誘拐したわ
ある金髪が無一文になり、お金がどうしても必要になった。現金を得るため、彼女は子供を誘拐して身代金を要求する事に決める。金髪女性は地元の公園に行き、近くにいる子供を捕まえると、建物の裏に連れて行きこう言う。「あなたを誘拐したわ。」
金髪女性はそして長いメモを書く。「あなたの子供を誘拐した。明日の朝、１万ドルを紙袋に入れて公園の南側にある滑り台の隣のリンゴの木の下に置きなさい。金髪より。」
そして金髪女性は捕まえた子供のシャツに紙をピンで留めると、両親に見せるために子供を家に帰す。次の朝、金髪女性が公園を見に行くと、確かにリンゴの木の下に紙袋が置いてある。中を見ると、１万ドルとメモが入っていた。「金髪の同胞相手にこんな事をするなんてひどいわ。」
