Lottery Winner
A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery."The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?"
She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out."
宝くじの当選者
女性が家に戻る、家に駆け込み、ドアをバタンと閉めると大声で言う、「あなた、宝くじに当選したわ。出かける準備をして。」旦那が言う、「えー！それはすごい！海の用意をしようかそれとも山の準備をしようか？」
彼女は言う、「どっちでもいいわ。早く出て行って。」
