Made in ...
Alarm clocks rings for 6AM (MADE IN JAPAN). While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE), turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in...AMERICA!
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朝6時に時計（日本製）のアラームが鳴る。コーヒーメーカー（中国製）がこぽこぽ言っている間、彼は電気カミソリ（香港製）で髭を剃る。彼はシャツ（スリランカ製）を着て、デザイナージーンズ（シンガポール製）とテニスシューズ（韓国製）を履く。朝食をフライパン（インド製）で調理した後、座ると電卓（メキシコ製）で今日はいくら使っても大丈夫か計算する。
腕時計（台湾製）をラジオ（インド製）の時報で合わせ、車（ドイツ製）に乗り込み、払いの良いアメリカの仕事を探しに行く。
またまた収穫が無く落胆してその日が終わり、ジョーはしばらく休憩を取ることにする。サンダル（ブラジル製）を履き、ワイン（フランス製）をグラスに注ぎ、テレビ（インドネシア製）を付けると、考え始める．．．なんで支払の良い仕事を見つける事が出来ないのだろう．．．アメリカで！
