Religious Bear
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge, mean bear. Full of fear, his attempt to shoot the bear was unsuccessful.
He turned away and started to run as fast as he could. Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. But, he got on his knees, opened his arms and said, "My God! Please give this bear some religion!"
Then, there was a lightning bolt in the air and the bear stopped a few feet short of the hunter. The bear had a puzzled look for a moment, and then looked up into the air and said,"My God! Thank you for the food I am about to receive..."
信仰深い熊
あるハンターは森の中で、突然とてつもなく大きく凶暴な熊に出くわしてしまう。恐れおののきながら彼は熊を撃ち殺そうとするが、失敗に終わる。ハンターは背を向けると一目散に逃げ出した。そしてついに彼は文字通り崖っぷちに追い詰められてしまった。もう望みはほとんどない。彼はひざまずくと両手を広げ、こう叫ぶ。「神様！この熊に信仰心をお与えください！」
すると、稲光が走り、熊はハンターの１メートルほど手前で急に立ち止まる。熊はしばらく困惑した表情を見せるが、空に向かってこう叫ぶ。
「神様！食べ物を与えてくださってありがとうございます．．．」
