What She Really Means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
女性が本当に意味してること
私が必要なのは ＝ 私が欲しいのは私達が必要なのは ＝ 私が欲しいのは
あなたが決めることよ ＝ どれが正解かはもう分かったわよね？
何でもしたいことをすればよいわ ＝ 後で痛い目に遭うけどね
私達話し合いが必要よ ＝ 文句を言いたいの
もちろん．．いいわよ ＝ やって欲しくないけど
取り乱してないわ ＝ 取り乱してるに決まってるじゃない、このばか！
男らしいわね ＝ 無精髭が汚くて汗臭いわ
今晩はすごく優しいのね ＝ セックスの事しか考えてないんでしょう！
ロマンチックになってよ。ライトを消して。 ＝ 太股のお肉が気になるの
うちの台所はほんとに使いづらいわ ＝ 新しい家が欲しいの
新しいカーテンが欲しいわ ＝ 新しいカーテンと絨毯と家具と壁紙と・・・
新しい靴が必要なの ＝ うちのある40足は微妙に色が違うの
なんか音が聞こえたわ ＝ あなた今寝そうになってたでしょう
愛してる？ ＝ これから高い物をおねだりするわよ。
どれくらい私のことを愛してる？ ＝ 今日あなたがすごい嫌がるだろうと思うことをしちゃったの
後1分で準備が出来るわ ＝ 靴を脱いでテレビでスポーツでも見てて
私のお尻大きいかしら？ ＝ 私のこと美しいと言って。
あなたはコミュニケーションの取り方を勉強しなくちゃ ＝ いいから黙って私に同意して
私の言ってること聞いてる？ ＝ もう遅いわ。痛い目に遭わしてやる。
ええ ＝ いいえ
いいえ ＝ いいえ
多分 ＝ いいえ
ごめんなさい ＝ あなたが謝れ
私が間違ってたわ ＝ あなたの方がもっと間違ってるけど
この料理は好きかしら？ ＝ 簡単に作れるんだから今のうちに慣れなさいよ
今のは赤ちゃんだった？ ＝ とっととベッドから出て抱っこでまた寝かして来なさいよ
大声なんか上げてないわ！ ＝ 大声上げてるに決まってるじゃない！これは重要なことなのよ！
