Area 51
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"
エリア51
あなたは空軍のネバダ州にある超ハイテクの最高機密基地、「エリア51」とだけ知られている場所を知っているだろうか？ある遅い午後、エリア51の空軍の連中は「秘密」の基地にセスナが着陸した事に大変驚かされた。彼らはすぐに飛行機を押収し、パイロットを尋問室へとほうり込んだ。
パイロットが言うには、彼はラスベガスから飛び立ち、迷い、そして燃料が無くなる寸前にこの基地を見つけたと言う事だった。空軍はFBIによるパイロットの完全な身辺調査をさせ、調査の間一晩彼を拘束した。
次の日までには空軍はパイロットが本当に迷っただけでスパイで無いと言う事に納得した。彼の飛行機に燃料を入れ、「お前は何も見ていないぞ」という脅しを込めた説明をし、そうでないと一生牢屋暮らしという脅迫まで加え、ラスベガスの方向はあっちでこういう風に行くんだという説明をして、ようやく彼を行かせた。
次の日、空軍の連中にとってはまったく信じられない事だったが、同じセスナがまた現れた。もう一度、軍警察は飛行機を取り囲む・・・今度は飛行機に二人の人間が乗っている事が違っていた。
昨日と同じパイロットが飛び出して来て言う、「おれはどうなってもいい！だけど中に妻が居るんだが彼女におれが昨日の夜どこにいたかを説明してくれ！」
