Big Portion
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there."But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and read it and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack - and died.
So the wife picked up the cord and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - two with sausage and meatballs, two without."
大盛り
医者が看護婦と浮気をしていた。浮気が始まってまもなく、看護婦は医者に妊娠したことを告げる。妻に知られたくなくて、医者は大金を看護婦に手渡し、イタリアに行き、そこで赤ん坊を産むように頼む。「だけど赤ん坊が生まれたって知られるにはどうしたらいいの？」と看護婦は聞く。
医者は答える、「ただ単に絵葉書を送ってくれ、裏に「スパゲッティ」と書いてね。」
他にどうしていいか分からなく、看護婦はお金をもらうとイタリアへと飛んだ。６ヶ月が過ぎたある日医者の妻は医者に電話をかけ説明する、「あなた、あなたがなにか変な絵葉書を受け取ったの、何のことか分からないわ。」
医者は言う、「おれが家に帰るまで待って、それでおれが読んで説明してあげるから。」
その日の晩医者は家に帰り、絵葉書を読み、心臓発作を起こして倒れる・・・そして死んでしまった。
それで妻は葉書を拾い上げ読む、「スパゲッティ、スパゲッティ、スパゲッティ、スパゲッティ・・・２つはソーセージとミートボール、２つは無し。」
