Ever Seen This Before?
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."
こんなの見たことあるか？
ある男が妻が出かけてる時間を利用して、トイレの便座のペンキ塗りをした。妻は思ったより早く帰ってきてしまい、便座に座り、彼女のお尻が便器にはまってしまった。彼女は当然ながら取り乱し、旦那に医者に連れて行ってくれるように言う。彼女は便座を隠すためにに大きなコートを着て、車で出かける。彼らが病院に着くと、旦那の方が妻のコートを持ち上げ、彼らの苦境を見せます。旦那は医者に聞きます。「お医者さん、こんなのを見たことは今までにありますか？」
「ああ、当然あるよ、」と医者は答えます。「だけど額縁が付いてるのは初めてだ。」
