I have to whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.
So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."
The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
ささやきたくなった
お母さんが小さな男の子を教会に連れて行きます。教会の中で男の子は言います。「ママ、おしっこがしたいの。」お母さんが男の子をたしなめます。「『おしっこ』という言葉は教会の中では言うべきじゃないわ。だからこれから教会で『おしっこ』がしたくなったら、私に『ささやき』たくなったと言いなさい。」
次の日曜日、男の子はお父さんと教会に行き、礼拝の最中にお父さんに向かって言います。「パパ、ささやきたくなったの。」
お父さんは男の子を見てこう言います。「分かった。お父さんの耳に向かってささやいてごらん。」
