Men Summed Up!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
男のまとめ！
性格の良い男はブサイク。顔の良い男はあんまり性格が良くない。
顔が良くて性格の良い男はゲイ。
顔が良くて性格が良くてノーマルな人は結婚してる。
あんまり顔は良くないけど、性格良い男は大体金を持っていない。
あんまり顔が良くなくて、でも性格が良くてお金も持ってる男は私達がお金目当てだと思ってる。
顔が良くてお金が無い男達は私達のお金目当て。
顔が良くてあんまり性格が良くなくて、まあノーマルな人たちは、私たちのことをきれいだと思わない。
私たちのことをきれいだと思ってて、ノーマルで、まあ性格も良くてお金もある男達は、弱虫。
まあ顔が良くて、性格も良くて少しはお金もあって、ありがたいことにノーマルでもある男達はシャイで、絶対自分から動こうとはしない！！！
自分から動こうとしない男達は私達が最初の動きを取ると自動的に私達に興味をなくす。
それで・・・男なんてどうやって分かったらいいのよ？？
