My Bike
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to arm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.He thinks that the one thing he never did was to teach these natives how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.
He points to a tree and tells the chief, this is a tree. The chief looks at the tree and grunts "tree". The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the missionary points to a rock and says "this is a rock" at which the chief looks and grunts "rock".
The missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peaks over the top he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity. The missionary is really flustered and quickly responds, "riding a bike". The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun, and kills them.
The missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized, and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people.
The chief replied "my bike".
俺の自転車
宣教師が原住民に自給自足が出来るように武装したり、物を建てたりする事を教えて何年も経ったが自国についに自国に帰る事になる。彼は英語を話す事を一度も教えなかった事を思い、酋長を森の中に散歩に誘う。
彼は木を指差し酋長に対してこれが木だと言う。酋長は木を見ると「木」とぼそりと言う。 宣教師はうまく行っている事に気を良くする。彼らはもう少し遠くまで歩いて行き、宣教師が今度は岩を指差し「これは岩だ。」と言う。すると酋長は岩を見て「岩」と言う。
宣教師がとてもうまく行っている事に喜んでいると、茂みの中からざわざわと言う音がする。 彼が覗き込むとカップルが愛の行為の最中であった。 宣教師はすごく狼狽すると急いでこういう、「自転車に乗ってる。」 酋長はカップルをちらっと見ると、銃を引き抜き彼らを殺してしまう。
宣教師は怒り、酋長に対して何年もの間部落に文明やお互いを思いやる心を教えて来たのに、何でそんなことが出来るんだ、と怒鳴る。
酋長は答える、「俺の自転車。」
