Silent but Deadly
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says:
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent".
The doctor says "Is that right? Well, take these pills and come back to see me next week.""Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent".
The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."
"Good", the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
沈黙の攻撃
背の低い老婆が病院に行き、先生にこう言います。「先生、おならがたくさん出てしまうんです。ただ、それほど大きな問題では無いんですけどね。音も匂いもまったく無いんですの。実のところ、診察室に入ってから既に20回はおならをしちゃったんですよ。音も匂いも無いから先生は気づかなかったでしょう？」
先生はこう答える。「そうだったんですか。それではお薬を出しますから、それを毎日飲んでからまた来週来て下さい。」
次の週、老婆が病院にやって来る。「先生、何の薬をくれたか知りませんが、音はしないけど、おならがひどく臭くなってしまったんですよ。」
先生が答えます。「それは良かった。鼻づまりが治ったようですから、今度は耳の問題に取りかかりましょう。」
