Translating Men's Language
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
男達の言葉を翻訳
この翻訳はすべての素晴らしい女性達に捧げます。男が言うことの本当の意味を知ってもらうために．．．「それは男のもんだから」
翻訳後：「特に合理的な考えはないし、理論的にすることはまったくの不可能なことだから。」
「夕食の手伝いをしようか？」
翻訳後：「なんでまだテーブルに夕食が無いんだ？」
「うん」「そうだね」「ああ、分かった」
翻訳後：特に意味はない。完全に「条件反射」で答えている。
「説明するとしたら時間がかかりすぎる」
翻訳後：「自分自身どうなっているのさっぱり分からない。」
「ちょっと休憩しなよ。頑張り過ぎでお疲れでしょ。」
翻訳後：「野球見てるのに掃除機の音で聞こえないだろ。」
「それは興味深いね。」
翻訳後：「まだ話し続けてたんだ？」
「俺の記憶力が悪いの知ってるだろ。」
翻訳後：「ガンダムに出てくるモビルスーツの名前や初恋の彼女の電話番号や自分で持っていた車のナンバーはすべて覚えてるけど、、、君の誕生日はいつか忘れた。」
「おい、騒ぐなよ。ちょっと切っただけだ。大したことじゃない。」
翻訳後：「本当は腕に深い傷を負ったけど、痛いなんて言うくらいだったら死んだ方がましだ。」
「あのさ、俺にだってこうやってしている理由があるんだ。」
翻訳後：「それで、その理由、すぐに考えつかないかな。」
「見つからないよ」
翻訳後：「手を伸ばした範囲内にはなかった。どこにあるか見当も付かない。」
「僕が何をしたって言うんだ？」
翻訳後：「どれがばれたんだろう。」
「迷ってなんかいないよ。ここがどこだかちゃんと分かってる。」
翻訳後：「もう生きて帰れないだろうな」
「うちは家事をちゃんと分配してる」
翻訳後：「俺が汚して、嫁さんが片づける」
