Whores & Hockey Players
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.The boy walked into the back room and said, "there is some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okay-ed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "you almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Canada sir".
"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Canada!!"
The boy replied, "Really!? What team did she play for?"
売春婦とホッケー選手
一人の少年がスーパーの加工部門で働いていた。 一人の男が入ってくると、少年にレタスを半分だけ買いたいと聞く。 少年はレタスは丸ごとしか売ってませんと言うが、男は丸ごとはいらないから半分だけくれと答える。 少年は上司に聞かなくちゃ分からないと言う。少年は裏の事務所に入って行って言う、「レタスを半分だけ買いたいというやな奴がいるんですが。」
と言って振り向くとすぐ後ろにさっきの男が立っているので、付け加える、「そしてこの方が残りの半分を買いたいとおっしゃってます。」
上司は承認し、男は去って行く。 後から上司は少年を呼び出すとこう言う、「さっきはもう少しで問題を起こすところだったが、切り抜け方はうまかったとしか言いようがないな。しっかりしていて頼もしいぞ。 君はどこの出だい？」
少年は答える、「カナダです。」
「え、ほんとかい？ なんでカナダを出たんだい？」と上司が聞く。
少年が答える、「あそこは売春婦とホッケー選手しかいないからですよ。」
「俺の妻はカナダの出だ！」
少年は答える、「そうなんですか！ どこのチームの選手だったんですか？」
